Brain: Hey, let’s do this prompt.
Me: Really? I’m not sure what to do with this.
Brain: No worries. I’ve got some ideas. Here, see?
Me: Huh. Yeah. That could be interesting.
Brain: And you know, since you’re on vacation and you finished your speed writing, how about we skip the timer.
Me (not sensing the trap): Sounds good. Writing to a prompt is enough of a challenge.
Me: Uh… This is getting kinda long.
Brain: But look at that nice smut.
Me: It is nice. Well I see a good spot to wrap up.
Brain: I suppose we could wrap up there, or…
Brain: Round two!
Me: Ugh. This has no plot.
Brain: Sure it does.
Me (sternly): Orgasms aren’t plot.
Brain: Says you.
Check out all the Writer Brain shenanigans in reverse chronological order here.